Party favor

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Hey, leave a message
[C]Hey – call me back when you [Am]get this
Or when you've got a [F]minute
We really need [C]to talk [G] [C]Wait – you know what
Maybe just [Am]forget it
'Cause by the time you [F]get this
Your number might be [C]blocked [G] [Am]"Stay" and "bla bla [C]bla"
You just [F]want what you can't [C]have [G] No [Am]way
I'll call the [C]cops
If you don't [F]stop, I'll call your [C]dad
And I [F]hate to do this [G]to you on your [C]birthday
Happy [Am]birthday by the [E]way
"It's not [F]you, it's me" and [G]all that other [C]bullshit
You know that's [Am]bullshit
Don'tcha', [E]babe?
[F]I'm not your [Fm]party favor [C] [C]Look – now I know, we could've done it [Am]better
But we can't change the [F]weather
When the weather's come and [C]gone [G] [C]Books don't make sense if you read 'em [Am]backwards
You'll single out the [F]wrong words
Like you mishear all [C]my songs [G]

You hear [Am]"stay" and "bla bla [C]bla"
You just [F]want what you can't [C]have
No [Am]way
I'll call the [C]cops
If you don't [F]stop, I'll call your [C]dad [G] And I [F]hate to do this [G]to you on your [C]birthday
Happy [Am]birthday by the [E]way
"It's not [F]you, it's me" and [G]all that other [C]bullshit
You know that's [Am]bullshit
Don'tcha', [E]babe?
[F]I'm not your [Fm]party favor [C].