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Tone [Am] – Capo3
I wear women's [E]underwear
And then I [Am]go to strike a pose in my [F]full length mirror
[Dm] I cross my legs just [E]like a queer
But my li[Am]bido is strong when a [F]lady is near, ya

[Dm] What defines a [E]straight man straight?
Is it the [Am]boxer in the briefs or a [F]twelve ounce steak?
[Dm] I'll tell you what a [E]woman loves most
It's a [Am]man who can slap but can also stroke

[Dm]Goin' in the wind is an [E] eddy of the truth and it's [Am]naked
It's ver[F]batim and it's [E]shakin'
[Dm]No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
[Em] no, no, no more getting' e[Am]lated
No more [F]listless invi[E]tations [E]

AAAAAh!

[Dm]I live by a [E]hospital
And every [Am]day I go out walking past its [F]sickly windows
[Dm]I see people [E]dying there
But my [Am]tender age makes it [F]hard to [F]care

[Dm]Incinerator and a [E]big smoke stack
It's a [Am]phallic symbol and it [F]makes me laugh *ha*
[Dm] All I need is a [E]heart attack
C'mon, [Am]humble my bones with a Cardiac

[Dm]Goin' in the wind is an [E] eddy of the truth and it's[Am] naked
It's ver[F]batim and it's [E]shakin'
[Dm]No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
[E] no, no, no more getting' [Am]elated
No more [F]listless invi[E]tations[E][Dm]

For the [Dm]love [Dm]of [Dm]fuck
For the s[G]ake o[G]f P[G]ete
Did you [C]ever r[C]eally [C]think
You'd love a [F]guy [F]like [F]me?
I am the [Dm]rooster [Dm]in the [Dm]morning
I'm the [G]cock [G]of [G]the [G]day
I'm the [C]boxer [C]in the [C]briefs
I'm a [F]twelve [F]ounce [F]steak

[Dm]Eh-oh [G]Eh-oh [C]Eh-oh [F]Yehbo
[Dm] Yehbo [G]Yehbo [C]Yehbo Y[F]ehbooooo

[Bb] it's ver[F]batim
And [Bb]ya, and it's [F]naked
And [Bb]ya, and it's [F]shakin'
It [E]shakes, [E]shakes s[E]hakes

[Dm] Oh oh [E]Yea eah [Am]Oh oh [F] Woo ooh [Dm]ooh!
[Dm] Oh oh [E]Yea eah [Am]Oh oh [F] Woo ooh [Dm]ooh!
[Dm] Oh oh [E]Yea eah [Am]Oh oh
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