Intro.: [Am] (x8)
[Am]Cowboys and pioneers [C]come lend your eyes and ears
[Am]I've got the need to [E]testi-fy
Don't [F]try to [G]build your [C]nest out [F]in the [E]open [Am]West
'Cause there's a [F]million [Dm]ways to [E]die
Solo: [Am] (x2)
[Am]Six bullets in the gut [C]or just a papercut
[Am]Too many ways to [E]quanti-fy
They'll [F]cut your [G]ankle [C]off to [F]cure a [E]minor [Am]cough
'Cause there's a [F]million [E7]ways to [Am]die
Solo: [Am] [Am] [Am] A [C]million [E]ways to [Am]die [Am]
It's a [Dm]hundred and one in the
shade or the sun, if you [C]fall [F]a-sleep [Gb]you [G]fry
A [E]million ways to [Am]die
You can [Dm]live like a saint, but there [C]just really ain't
No [Dm]a-voidin' a million [G]ways to [Am]die
Solo: [Am] [Am] [Am] [Bbm] [Bbm] [Bbm] [Bbm]
[Bbm]Small pox and bigger pox [Db]and deadly tomahawks
[Bbm]Or God forbid you steal a [F]pie
They'll [Gb]blast you [Ab]into [Db]shards, for [Ebm]playin' [F]good at [Bbm]cards
'Cause there's a [Gb]million [Eb]ways to [F]die
Solo: [Bbm] (x2)
[Bbm]Out on the desert plains, [Db]it hardly ever rains
[Bbm]And you can hear coyotes [F]cry
They'll [Gb]eat you [Ab]up and [Db]then they'll [Ebm]shit you [F]out [Bbm]a-gain
'Cause there's a [Gb]million [F]ways to [Bbm]die
Solo: [Bbm] [Bbm] [Bbm] A [Db]million [F]ways to [Bbm]die [Bbm]
With a [Eb]whoosh and a whack, there's a knife in your back,
'cause you [Db]got a fancy [Ab]tie
A [F]million ways to [Bbm]die
It's a [Eb]kick in the pants, but you
[Db]don't have a chance of [Eb]es-capin'
A million [Ab]ways to [Bbm]die
Outro: [Bbm] [Bbm] [Bbm] [F] A million ways to [Bb]die