Alexander Hamilton Parody

How does a [Bm]random peasant, some elder son

Of a [F#]woodsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten

[G]spot in the Central Region by Providence, impoverished, in squalor

[D]Grow up to be a [F#/A#]hero and a martyr?

[Bm]The no-collar home defender without a honor

[F#]Got a lot farther

 

[G]By bein' a lot smarter

 

[D]By thirties, they had placed him in [F#/A#]charge of the trade with China

 

[Bm]At middle age, while men were being slaughtered and carted away

[F#]across the waves, He struggled and kept his guard up

[G]At site he was hunting for someone who was a part of

The robbers arriving to [D]beg, steal, borrow [F#/A#]or barter

 

[Bm]Then the slanderers came and

 

[F#]Our man saw his future drip, drippin’ drown the drain

[G]Put an ink brush to his temple

 

[D]And he wrote his first

refrain

[F#/A#]A testament to his pain

 

[Bm]When the word got around, they said, “This guy is insane, man!”

[F#]Broke up Thai’s invasion and added more to the mainland

[G]Getcha recognition, don’t forget from whence you came

[D]And the king is giving you a name!

[F#/A#]What’s your name, man?”

 

[Bm]Alexander Hamilton’s his new full name

[F#/A#]They say that Alexander Hamilton’s his new full name

[G]And there's a million things he hasn't done

[D]But just you wait, [F#/A#]just you wait

 

[Bm]In ’58, arrived the ships

 

[F#]Few days later, see Alexander and his soldiers panicking,

[G]Half-dead, losing to the French super-weapons,

 

[Bm]Fighting with his brother, the brother committed suicide

[F#]Left him with nothin’ but ruined pride

 

[G]A voice saying “Alexander, protect for yourseft”

[D]He started retreatin' and readin' every [F#/A#]treatise on the shelf

 

[Bm]There would've been nothin' left to do

 

[F#]He would've been dead or destitute

 

[G]Started leadin', fightin' the bandits on the far North

[D]Tradin’ blood and sweat and tears for all [F#/A#]the peace he can afford

[Bm]Standing for every thief he can get his stance through

[F#]lannin' for the future, see him now as he heads to

[G]The town of New York ready for a new man

[D]In New York you can [F#/A#]be a new man

 

[Bm]In New York you can be a new man

[G7]In New York you can be a new man

[Em9]In New York you can be a new man

[F#7sus4]In New York

 

[Bm]Alexander Hamilton the general,

[G7]We are waiting at the front for you

[Em9]You should never back down

You always shouldn’t waste your time [F#7sus4] [F#7/C#]

Oh, [Bm]Alexander Hamilton the general

[G7]When we siege your old capital

[Em9]Will you win and reclaim your fame?

[Bm/D]Will you win and leave us [Em]to shame?

[Bm/F#]Vietnam will never [Em9/G]be [D]the same [F#7/A#], oh

 

[Bm]France’s looking for him now

[Bm/C#]See if you can spot him

[Bm/D]A fearless general comin’ [Em7]up from the bottom

[Em/G]His enemies destroyed his son, [Em/C#]their rifles pointed at him

 

[C#m7]And then? I’m the [F#]damn fool who shot him

 

[Bm]Alexander Hamilton the general,

[G7]He was dyin’ but he wanted to

[Em9]My men had to back down

He didn’t let them save his [F#7sus4]life [F#7/C#]

[Bm]Alexander Hamilton the general,

[G7]He would never take a hand from me

[Em9]The courageous, he’d rather die

[Bm/D]So his name ends up [Em]in a shrine

[Bm/F#]NY will [Em9/G]never be [D]the same [F#7/A#]when he falls!

 

[C#m7]Yeah, I'm the [F#]damn French that shot him.