[C]Your honour [Dm]please
Gotta believe what I say [Am](say)
What I will [Dm]tell (tell)
Happened just the other [C]day (day)
I must [Dm]confess (confess)
'Cos I've had about [Am]enough (enough)
I need your [Dm]help (help)
Got to make this here thing [C]stop (stop)
[Dm]Baby I swear I tell the truth (uhuh)
About all the [F]things you used to do [C](come on)
[Dm]And if you thought you had me fooled
I'm tellin' you [F]now objection [C]overruled
[Dm]One for the money and the free rides
It's two for the [F]lie that you denied
All [Bb]rise (all rise)
All [C]rise (all rise, all rise)
[Dm]Three for the calls you've been making
It's four for [F]the times you've been faking
All [Bb]rise (I'm gonna tell it to your face)
All [C]rise (I rest my case)