Tone [G]
[C]I was supposed to be [D]sent away, but [Bm]they forgot to come and [Em]get me
[C]I was a functioning [D]alcoholic till nobody [G]noticed my new aes[Em]thetic
[C]All of this to [D]say, I hope you're o[Bm]kay, but you're the [Em]reason
[C]And no one [D]here's to blame, but [G]what about your quiet [Em]treason?
And for a [C]fortnight there, we [D]were forever
Run into you [Bm]sometimes, ask a[Em]bout the weather
Now you're in my [C]backyard, turned in[D]to good neighbors
Your wife waters [G]flowers I wanna [Em]kill her
[C]All my mornings are [D]Mondays stuck in an [Bm]endless Febru[Em]ary
[C]I took the miracle [D]move-on drug, the ef[G]fects were tempo[Em]rary
And I [C]love you, it's [D]ruining my life I [Bm]love you, it's [Em]ruining my life
I [C]touched you for [D]only a fortnight I [G]touched you But I [Em]touched you
And for a [C]fortnight there, we [D]were forever
Run into you [Bm]sometimes, ask a[Em]bout the weather
Now you're in my [C]backyard, turned in[D]to good neighbors
Your wife waters [G]flowers I wanna [Em]kill her
And for a [C]fortnight there, we [D]were together
Run into you [Bm]sometimes, com[Em]ment on my sweater
Now you're at the [C]mailbox, turned in[D]to good neighbors
My husband is [G]cheating I wanna [Em]kill him
I [C]love you, it's [D]ruining my life I [Bm]love you, it's [Em]ruining my life
I [C]touched you for only a [D]fortnight I [G]touched you I [Em]touched you
I [C]love you, it's [D]ruining my life I [Bm]love you, it's [Em]ruining my life
I [C]touched you for only a [D]fortnight I [G]touched you I [Em]touched you
Thought of [C]calling ya, but you [D]won't pick up
Another [Bm]fortnight lost in A[Em]merica
Move to [C]Florida, buy the [D]car you want
But it [G]won't start up till you [Em]touch, touch, touch me
Thought of [C]calling ya, but you [D]won't pick up
Another [Bm]fortnight lost in A[Em]merica
Move to [C]Florida, buy the [D]car you want
But it [G]won't start up till you [Em]touch, touch, touch me