Intro: [G] [D/F#] [Em] [Em] [C] [Am7] [D] [D]
[G] I know I have good judgement
[E7] I know I have good taste
It’s [Am7] funny and it’s ironic
that [Am7] only I feel that way
I [C] promise ‘em that you’re different
And [G/B] everyone makes mistakes
But [D] just don’t [D]
[G] I heard that you’re an actor
[E7] So act like a stand up guy
[Am7] Whatever devils inside you
[Am7] Don’t let him out tonight
I [C] tell them it’s just your culture
And [G/B] everyone rolls their eyes
Yeah [D] I know, [D] all I’m asking baby
[G] Please please [D/F#] please don’t prove I’m [Em] right
[C] Please [G/B] please [Am7] please
Don’t [G] bring me to [D] tears
when I just did my makeup so nice
[G] Heartbreak is one thing, my [D/F#] egos another
I [Em] beg you don’t embarass me, mother fucker [C] ahhh [G/B] [Am7]
[G] Please please [D] please
Well [Bb] I have a fun idea babe
[G7] Maybe just stay inside
I [Cm7] know you’re craving some fresh air
But the [Cm7] ceiling fan is so nice
And [Eb] we could live so happily
If [Bb/D] no one knows that you’re with me
I’m just [F] kidding, but
really (kinda), really, really...
[G] Please please [D/F#] please don’t prove I’m [Em] right
[C] Please [G/B] please [Am7] please
Don’t [G] bring me to [D] tears when
I just did my makeup so nice
[G] Heartbreak is one thing, my [D/F#] egos another
I [Em] beg you don’t embarass me, mother fucker [C] ahhh [G/B] [Am7]
[G] Please please [D] please
[C] If you wanna [D] go and be stupid
Don’t [G] do it in [B7] front of me
[C] If you don’t wanna [D] cry to my music
Don’t [G] make me hate you [B7] prolifically
[C] Please please [D] please
Please please [G] please
[D/F#] Please [Em7] Please [D] Please
[C] Ah ah ah [Cm6] ah ah [G] ah