To[B]day I don't feel [F#]like doing [E]anything
I [B]just wanna [F#]lay in my [E]bed
[B]Don't feel like picking [F#]up my phone
[E]So leave a message at the tone
[B]Cause today I swear I'm [Ebm]not doing [E]anything
Uh, [B]I'm gonna kick my feet up and [F#]stare at the fan
[E]Turn the TV on, Throw my hand in my pants
[B]Nobody's gonna [Ebm]tell me I [E]can't, nah
[B]I'll be lying on the couch just [F#]chillin in my snuggie
[E]Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
[B]Cause in my castle [F#]I'm the freakin [E]man
To[B]day I don't feel [F#]like doing [E]anything
I [B]just wanna [F#]lay in my [E]bed
[B]Don't feel like picking [F#]up my phone
[E]So leave a message at the tone
[B]Cause today I swear I'm [Ebm]not doing [E]anything
Oh Oh, [C#m]yes I said it
[Ebm]I said it
[E]I said it cause I [F#]can
To[B]day I don't feel [F#]like doing [E]anything
I [B]just wanna [F#]lay in my [E]bed
[B]Don't feel like picking [F#]up my phone
[E]So leave a message at the tone
[B]Cause today I swear I'm [Ebm]not doing [E]anything.
[B]Ooh hoo [F#]ooh hoo
[E]Hoo ooh ooh, Nothing at all
[B]Ooh hoo [F#]ooh hoo
[E]Hoo ooh ooh
[B]Tomorrow I wake up, do some [F#]P90X
[E]With a really nice girl have some really nice sex
[B]And she's gonna scream [F#]out,
"this is [E]great" (Oh my god this is great)
[B]I might mess around and get my [F#]college degree
[E]I bet my old man will be so proud of me
[B]I'm sorry pops you [Ebm]just have to [E]wait
To[B]day I don't feel [F#]like doing [E]anything
I [B]just wanna [F#]lay in my [E]bed
[B]Don't feel like picking [F#]up my phone
[E]So leave a message at the tone
[B]Cause today I swear I'm [Ebm]not doing [E]anything.
No I [C#m]ain't gonna comb my [F#]hair
Cause I [B]ain't going any[F#]where
[E]No no no no [Ebm]no no no no [B]nooo
I'll just [C#m]strut in my birthday [F#]suit
And [B]let everything hang [F#]loose
[E]Yeah yeah yeah yeah [Ebm]yeah yeah yeah yeah [B]yeahhh. [G#m]
To[B]day I don't feel [F#]like doing [E]anything
I [B]just wanna [F#]lay in my [E]bed
[B]Don't feel like picking [F#]up my phone
[E]So leave a message at the tone
[B]Cause today I swear I'm [Ebm]not doing [E]anything.
[B]Ooh hoo [F#]ooh hoo
[E]Hoo ooh ooh, Nothing at all
[B]Ooh hoo [F#]ooh hoo
[E]Hoo ooh ooh
Nothing at [B]all