The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived

Was [G]any of it true[D]?

[G]Gazing at me [D]starry-eyed

In your Jeho[G]vah's Witness [D]suit

[G]Who the fuck was [D]that guy?

You [G]tried to buy some [D]pills

From a fri[G]end of friends of mi[D]ne

Th[G]ey just ghosted you[D]

[G]Now you know what it [D]feels like

 

[G]And I don't even want you back, I just [D]want to know

[G]If rusting my sparkling summer was the [D]goal

[G]And I don't miss what we had, but could [D]someone give

[G]A message to the smallest man who [D]ever lived?

 

You [G]hung me on your [D]wall

[G]Stabbed me with your [D]push pins

[G]In public, showed me [D]off

[G]Then sank in stoned obli[D]vion

'Cause [G]once your queen had [D]come

You [G]treat her like an [D]also-ran

You [G]didn't measure [D]up

In [G]any measure [D]of a man

 

[G]And I don't even want you back, I just [D]want to know

[G]If rusting my sparkling summer was the [D]goal

[G]And I don't miss what we had, but could [D]someone give

[G]A message to the smallest man who [D]ever lived?

 

Were you sent by someone[G] who wanted me dead[Em]?

Did you sleep with a [D]gun underneath our [C]bed?

Were you writing a [G]book? Were you a sleeper cell [Em]spy?

In fifty years, will [D]all this be declassifi[C]ed?

And you'll confess why you [G]did it

And I'll say, "Good [Em]riddance"

'Cause it wasn't [D]sexy once it wasn't forbidd[C]en

I would've died for your [G]sins

Instead, I just died [Em]inside

And you deserve [D]prison, but you won't get [C]time

You'll slide into [G]inboxes and slip through the [Em]bars

You crashed my [D]party and your rental [C]car

You said normal girls were [G]boring

But you were gone by the [Em]morning

You kicked out the [D]stage lights

But you're still [C]performing

And in plain sight you [G]hid

But you are what you [Em]did

And I'll forget [D]you, but I'll never [C]forgive

The smallest man who ever [G]lived