2 + 2 = 5

[Am] [Esus4/G#]

[Am] [Esus4/G#]

 

[Am]Are you such a [Esus4/G#]dreamer

[Am]To put the world to [Esus4/G#]rights?

[Am]I'll stay home [Esus4/G#]forever

Where [A]two and two

[F#/A#]always [Bm]makes up [F]five [E]

 

[Am]I'll lay [Esus4/G#]down the tracks

[Am]Sandbag and [Esus4/G#]hide

[Am]January has [Esus4/G#]April's showers

And [A]two and two

[F#/A#]always [Bm]makes up [F]five [E]

 

It's the [Am]devil's [E/G#]way [F]now [E/G#]

There is [G]no [F]way [E/G#]out

You can [Am]

scream and [E/G#]you can [F]shout [E/G#]

It is [G]too [F]late [E/G#]now

 

[Am]You have not been

[E/G#]Payin' attention

[F]Payin' attention

[E]Payin' attention

[E]Payin' attention

[G]You have not been

[F]Payin' attention

[F]Payin' attention

[E]Payin' attention

[E]Payin' attention

[Am]You have not been

[E/G#]Payin' attention

[F]Payin' attention

[E]Payin' attention

[E]Payin' attention

[G]You have not been

[F]Payin' attention

[F]Payin' attention

[E]Payin' attention

[E]Payin' attention

 

[Am7/C] [Bm7/D] [Am7/C] [B7]

[Am7/C] [Bm7/D] [Am7/C] [B7]

 

I [Dm/F]try to [Am7/C]sing along

I [Dm/F]get it all [Am7/C]wrong

'Cause I'm [B7]not [Am7/C]

'Cause I'm [B7]not [Am7/C]

I [Dm/F]swat em [Am7/C]like flies

[Dm/F]But like [Am7/C]flies the

buggers keep coming [B7]

 

But I'm [B7] [Am7/C]not

Oh [Dm/F]hail to [Am7/C]the thief

Oh [Dm/F]hail to the [Am7/C]thief

But I'm [B7]not [Am7/C]

But I'm [B7]not [Am7/C]

But I'm [B7]not [Am7/C]

But I'm [B7]not [Am7/C]

[Dm/F]Don't [Am7/C]question my [Dm/F]

authority [Am7/C]or put me in the dock

'Cause I'm [B7]not [Am7/C]

'Cause I'm [B7]not [Am7/C]

Oh, [Dm/F]go and tell [Am7/C]the king

that [Dm/F]the sky is [Am7/C]falling in

When it's [B7]not [Am7/C]

When it's [B7]not [Am7/C]

When it's [B7]not [Am7/C]

Maybe [B7]not [Am7/C]