A Nonsense Christmas

Tone [Em]

Think I only [C]want you under my mistle [B7]toe

I might change your [Em]contact to has a huge North [G]Pole

You said you like my [C]stockings better on the [B7]floor

Boy I been a [Em]bad girl I guess I’m getting [G]coal

 

Lemme come [C]warm you up You been out [B7]in the snow

Baby my [Em]tongue goes numb Sounds like [G]ho ho ho

I don’t want [C]Santa’s elves Underneath [B7]this ol' tree

Here’s a lil [Em]carol I wrote It’s about [G]you and me

 

You’re my [C]wishlist [B7]Lookin at you got me thinkin’ [Em]Christmas

[G]Snowflakes in my stomach when we’re [C]kissin’

[B7]When you’re comin’ down the chimney [Em]ooh

It feels so [G]good I need that Charles [C]Dickens

[B7]You be santa clause and I’ll be [Em]Mrs.

[G]Take you for a ride I’ll be your [C]vixen

[B7]I don’t even know I’m talking [Em]Christmas I’m talking [G]I’m talking

 

I’m talking [C]decking all the halls I’m talking [B7]spiking eggnog

I’m talking [Em]opposite of small I’m talking [G]big snow balls

You got a new [C]toy for me I’m out here [B7]trimming tree

I caught that [Em]holiday glee my true love [G]gave it to me

 

Lemme come [C]warm you up You been out [B7]in the snow

Baby my [Em]tongue goes numb Sounds like [G]ho ho ho

I don’t want [C]Santa’s elves Underneath [B7]this ol' tree

Here’s a lil [Em]carol I wrote It’s about [G]you and me

 

You’re my [C]wishlist [B7]Lookin at you got me thinkin’ [Em]Christmas

[G]Snowflakes in my stomach when we’re [C]kissin’

[B7]When you’re comin’ down the chimney [Em]ooh

It feels so [G]good I need that Charles [C]Dickens

[B7]You be santa clause and I’ll be [Em]Mrs.

[G]Take you for a ride I’ll be your [C]vixen

[B7]I don’t even know I’m talking [Em]Christmas I’m talking [G]I’m talking

 

[C]...[B7]Look at all those presents that’s a [Em]big sack

[G]Boy that package way too big to gift [C]wrap

[C]Woke up this morning thought I’d write a [B7]Chrismassshhhh

[Em]How quickly can you build a snowman [G]think fast