Intro: [Em]Oh, hey (Oh)
[Em]I'm so mature, collected, and sensible
[Em]Except when I get hit with rejection
[Em]To turn me down, well, that's just unethical
[Em]I'll turn into someone you're scared to know
But if you [C]need my [D]love
My clothes are [G]off, I'm coming over to your [Em]place
And if you don't [C]need my [D]love
Well, I didn't [G]want your little bitch-ass any[Em]way
Yeah, I'm a [C]busy woman
I [D]wouldn't let you come into my [G]calendar any [Em]night
But if you [C]want my kisses, I'll [D]be your perfect missus
'Til the [G]day that one of us [Em]dies
[Em]Oh, hey
[Em]So much to shave and lipstick to reapply
[Em]Maybe for you, though, I could accommodate
[Em]I'm flexible, so just tell me what you like
[Em]Tantric yoga, baby, namaste
[Em]If you don't want me, I'll just deem you gay
But if you [C]need my [D]love
My clothes are [G]off, I'm coming over to your [Em]place
And if you don't [C]need my [D]love
Well, I didn't [G]want your little bitch-ass any[Em]way
Yeah, I'm a [C]busy woman
I [D]wouldn't let you come into my [G]calendar any [Em]night
But if you [C]want my kisses, I'll [D]be your perfect missus
'Til the [G]day that one of us [Em]dies
[C]Busy woman, [D]all the time
[G]Busy woman [Em]for the rest of my life
[C]My openings [D]are super tight
[G]Busy woman, [Em]unless you call at [C]night [D]
[G]Ri[Em]ght, [C]ooh[D]-[G]ooh-[Em]ooh-ooh
But if you [C]need my [D]love
My clothes are [G]off, I'm coming over to your [Em]place
And if you don't [C]need my [D]love
Well, I didn't [G]want your little bitch-ass any[Em]way
Yeah, I'm a [C]busy woman
I [D]wouldn't let you come into my [G]calendar any [Em]night
But if you [C]want my kisses, I'll [D]be your perfect missus
'Til the [G]day that one of us [Em]dies