Code Monkey

[C] Code Monkey get up get coffee, Code Monkey go to job

[Am] Code Monkey have boring meeting, with boring manager Rob

[C] Rob say Code Monkey very dilligent, but his output stink

[Am] His code not “functional”

or “elegant”, what do Code Monkey think?

 

Code Monkey think [F]maybe manager [G]want to write

God damned [Em]login page him[Am]self

Code Monkey not [Dm7]say it out loud

Code Monkey not [G7]crazy, just proud

 

Code Monkey like [C]Fritos

[G] Code Monkey like [Am]Tab and Mountain Dew

[Em] Code Monkey very [F]simple man

With big warm fuzzy [G]secret heart

Code Monkey like [C]you

 

[C] Code Monkey hang around at front desk, tell you sweater look nice

[Am] Code Monkey offer buy you soda, bring you cup, bring you ice

[C] You say no thank you for the soda cause soda make you fat

[Am] Anyway you busy with the telephone, no time for chat

 

Code Monkey have [F]long walk back to [G]cubicle

He sit [Em]down pretend to [Am]work

Code Monkey not [Dm7]thinking so straight

Code Monkey not [G7]feeling so great

 

Code Monkey like [C]Fritos

[G] Code Monkey like [Am]Tab and Mountain Dew

[Em] Code Monkey very [F]simple man

With big warm fuzzy [G]secret heart

Code Monkey like [C7]you [Cmaj7]

Code Monkey like [C7]you a lot [Cmaj7]

 

[C] Code Monkey have every reason to get out this place

[Am] Code Monkey just keep on working see your soft pretty face

[C] Much rather wake up, eat a coffee cake, take bath, take nap

[Am] This job “fulfilling in creative way”, such a load of crap

Code Monkey think [F]someday he have [G]everything

Even [Em]pretty girl like [Am]you

Code Monkey just [Dm7]waiting for now

Code Monkey say [G7]someday, somehow

 

Code Monkey like [C]Fritos

[G] Code Monkey like [Am]Tab and Mountain Dew

[Em] Code Monkey very [F]simple man

With big warm fuzzy [G]secret heart:

Code Monkey like [C]you