[A]I spent months gazing at him
[F#m]His dark hair, his glasses
[Bm]He looked so serious
[Dm]He was mysterious
[A]One Tuesday he caught me sneaking in a stare
[F#m]He shot me a smile
[Bm]He said "Who are you? My name is James"
[Dm]And that's when I fell into the flames
[A]Turns out he's a fool
[Bm]That James
[Dm]Oh, [A]James
[A]Oh, how I wasted, [Bm]my days
[Dm]Oh, dreaming, dreaming of [A]James
[A]He said "Do you like museums?"
[F#m]How about we go together
[Bm]And maybe we can have a drink or two
[Dm]I'd like to learn about you
[A]But James just thought
[F#m]To go ahead and talk
[Bm]Then he really felt he had to say
[Dm]That he'd be a millionaire one day
[A]Turns out he's a fool
[Bm]That James
[Dm]Oh, [A]James
[A]Oh, how I wasted, [Bm]my days
[Dm]Oh, dreaming, dreaming of [A]James
[Bm]My eyes rolled to the back of my head
[C]It seemed like the night would never end
[Bm]At one point I just stopped listening
[C]His voice just became too sickening