[E]I, don't want to say things that I [B]don't want to say
But why does the world have to [C#m]make me a bad guy?
Why [A]does the one I want never [Am]wants me back
And [E]she, likes all her things to be [B]perfectly clean,
So does her relationships with [C#m]all the other guys
And [A]I was a mess, [Am]to begin with
She never [E]cared about me
I was annoying and a [B]wee-bit disgusting
And [C#m]prolly is to everyone else
How did I come up with the i [A]dea to fall in love with such a girl
But [E]hey,
[B]I'm not amphibian and I hate slippery things
I [C#m]can peel off my skin
To be [Am]what you want me to be [A]
She never [E]cared about me
I was annoying and a [B]wee-bit disgusting
At least that's what I see [C#m]myself
How did I come up with the i [A]dea to fall in love with such a [E]girl