Intro: [G] [Em] [C] [G] [D]
[G]Guess I'll end this life [Em]alone
[C]I am not dramatic, these are [G]just
the thoughts that [D]pass right through me
[G]All the [G/F#]douchebags in my [Em]phone
[C]Play 'em like a slot machine
[G]If they're winnin', [D]I'm just [B7]losin'
A boy who's [Em]jacked and kind
[C]Can't find his [Cm]ass to save my life
Oh, [G]it's slim [Em]pickings
If I can't [Am]have the one I love
I guess it's [Bm]you that I'll be [C]kissing
[G] Just to get my [F]fixings
Since the [C]good ones are deceased or taken
[D]I'll just keep on moanin' and [G]b!tchin'
[Em] [C]Ah-ah-ah-ah
[G] [D]Ah-ah-ah-ah
[G]Jesus, what's a girl to [Em]do?
[C]This boy doesn't even know the [G]difference
between [D]"their," "there" and "they [G]are"
Yet he's naked in my [Em]room
[C]Missing all the things he's missing
[G]God knows that he [D]isn't living [B7]large
A boy who's [Em]nice, that breathes
[C]I swear he's [Cm]nowhere to be seen
[G]It's slim [Em]pickings
If I can't [Am]have the one I love
I guess it's [Bm]you that I'll be [C]kissing
[G]Just to get my [F]fixings
Since the [C]good ones are deceased or taken
[D]I'll just keep on moanin' and [G] [Em]b!tchin'
Moanin' and [C] [G]b!tchin' [D]
[G] [F] [C] [Cm]
And since the [C]Lord forgot my gay [Cm]awakening
Then [C]I'll just be here in the kitchen
[D]Serving up some moanin' and [G]b!tchin'