all-american b!tch

[F] [C] [Bb] [F] [C] [Bb]

[F]I [C]am light as [Bb]a feather and as stiff as a[F] b[C]oa[Bb]rd

[F]I pay a[C]ttention t[Bb]o things that most people i[F]gn[C]or[Bb]e

And [F]I'm a[C]lright with th[Bb]e movies

that mak[F]e jokes 'bou[C]t sensele[Bb]ss cruelty

That's for [F] [C]sure [Bb]

And [F]I [C]am built like [Bb]a mother and a total m[F]achi[C]ne[Bb]

I [F]feel for your[C] every littl[Bb]e issue, I know just what you[F] m[C]ea[Bb]n

And [F]I [C]make light of [Bb]the darkness

I've got [F]sun in [C]my [Bb]motherxxxxin' pocket

Best be[F]li[C]eve[Bb], yeah, you know [F]me[C] [Bb]

[F] I fo[A5]rgiv[Bb]e and I forge[F]t

I [A5]know [Bb]my age and I act like [F]it

Got [A5] [Bb]what you can't [Gsus4]resist

I'm a [Db]perfect all-American

[F]I [C]am light as [Bb]a feather, I'm as fresh as the[F] ai[C]r [Bb]

[F] [C]Coca-Cola bottles that [Bb]I only use to curl my[F] h[C]ai[Bb]r

I [F]got [C]class and [Bb]integrity just[G] like a goddam[Gb]n Kennedy, [F]I sw[C]ea[Bb]r

With love to [F] [C]spare [Bb]

[F] Fo[A5]rgiv[Bb]e and I forge[F]t

I [A5]know [Bb]my age and I act like [F]it

Got [A5] [Bb]what you can't [Gsus4]resist

I'm a [Db]perfect all-American [F] [A5]b!tch

With [Bb]perfect [F]all-American [A5]lips

And [Bb]perfect all-American [F]hips [A5]

I [Bb]know my place, I [Gsus4]know my place and [Db]this is it

I [F]don't get[A5] angr[Bb]y when I'm pissed, I'm[F] the[A5] etern[Bb]al optimist

I [F]scream [A5]inside [Bb]to deal with it, like, [Gsus4]"Ahhhhh[Db]hhhhhh"

Like, "[F]Ah[A5]hhh[Bb]hhhhh[F]hh[A5]hhh[Bb]hhhhh[F]hh[A5]hhh[Bb]hhhhh[Gsus4]hhhhhhh[Db]hhhhhhh"

[F]All[C] th[Bb]e time, I'm[F] gratefu[C]l all t[Bb]he time

I'm [F]xxxx[C] and I'[Dm]m kind, I[Bb]'m prett[C]y when[F] I cry

Oh, [F]all[C] th[Bb]e time, I'm[F] gratefu[C]l

all t[Bb]he time -All the xxxxing time-

I'm [F]xxxx[C] and I'[Dm]m kind, I[Bb]'m prett[C]y when[F] I cry