[G]Oh it seems to me this whole [D]world's gone [Em]crazy
There's [C]too much hate and killing going [D]on
But [G]when I see the [D]bare chest of a [Em]woman
My [C]worries and my problems are [D]all gone
[C]No one thinks of fighting, when they [D]see a topless girl
[Em]Baby if you would show yours too, [C]we could save the [D]world
Show them to [G]me, show [D]them to [Em]me
[C]Unclasp your bra and set those puppies [D]free
They'd look a [G]whole lot better without that [D]sweater baby [Em]I'm sure you'll agree
If [C]you've got, two fun bags[D],
Show them to [G]me
[G]I don't care if they don't [D]match or [Em]ones bigger than the other
[C]You could show me one, [D]and I'll imagine the other
[G]Even if you're really [D]old, [Em]theres nothing wrong
[C]Don't be sad your boobs ain't bad, they're [D]just a little long
Show them to [G]me, show [D]them to [Em]me
Lift [C]up your shirt and let the whole [D]world see
[G]Just disrobe, show your [D]globes and a [Em]happy man I'll be
If [C]you got, dos chichi's[D],
Show them to [G]me
[C]I've met a lot of them, but [D]never one I've hated
[C]Even if you've had thirteen kids and you [D]think they look deflated
Theres [C]no such thing as a bad breast, I [D]believe this much is true
If you're a [C]big fat man I'm a titty fan and I'd [D]love to see yours toooo
Show them to me[G], show [D]them to [Em]me
Just [C]like the girls gone wild on [D]T.V.
[G]Just lean back and show your [D]rack and [Em]I'll be in ecstasy
[C]If you got two casabas [D]
Show them to me [G] [D]
[C]All the world will live in harmony [D]
[G]It'll do you good, it'll give me wood[D], [Em]we'll make history
If [C]you love your country, I'm gonna say it one more time,
I said if [C]you love your [D]country yea
Then stand your ass up and show them big old titties to [G]me