Your new boyfriend

Tone [E] Capo 3

 

[E]~[E7]~[A]~[Am]*

 

[E]*Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be

When [G#]*I was a kid on VoIP

I [C#m]*thought when I get older

I'd [A]~marry her, I [Am]~told her

[E]*Now I'm 26, and I work in an office

[G#]*Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest

[C#m]*If I could change a single thing

[A]*I'd make it me and not him [F#m11]~

 

But [A]*he's in your bed, [Am]*I'm in your Twitch chat[E]

[A]*I've got the key and [Am]*he's just a doormat[E]

And [A]even though he's got [Am]social skills

That [E]doesn't mean I can't [E7]pay the bills

[A]Anyway, make the [Am]most of him

'Cause [E]she moves on pretty [G#]bloody quick, [A]oh-oh[Am]

[F#m]*Your new boyfriend's an [F#m]*arsehole

 

[E] [G#] [C#m] [A] [Am]

[E] [G#] [C#m] [A] [Am]

 

[E]~Yeah, I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared)

The [G#m]*one who took you away from me

[C#m]*You hit it off instantly

[A]~I know, 'cause you won't stop [Am]~telling me

I've [E]*seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles

[G#]*Push against his fashion sense

I've [C#m]*thought about what he looks like nude

[A]*(I'm not gay, though)[Am]*

[E]

 

'Cause [E]she's living the [G#]

dream (living the dream, living the dream)

Oh, [C#m]she's living the dream

From [A]back when we were [Am]17

[E]She's living the [G#]dream (living the dream, living the dream)

Oh, [C#m]she's living the dream

From [A]*back when we were [Am]*17

[E]~How on earth could I be saved?

 

[C#m]*I just think that I deserve

A [A]~little bit of what [Am]~I earned

I'm [E]*not gonna make another scene

The [G#]*one I made when I was 23

Means I'm [C#m]*not allowed in Disney World [A]*[Am]*[F#m11]~

 

But [A]*he's in your bed, [Am]*I'm in your Twitch chat[E]

[A]*I've got the key and [Am]*he's just a doormat[E]

And [A]even though he's got [Am]social skills

That [E]doesn't mean I can't [E7]pay the bills

[A]Anyway, make the [Am]most of him

'Cause [E]she moves on pretty [G#]bloody quick, [A]oh-oh[Am]

[F#m]*Your new boyfriend's an [F#m]*arsehole

[E] [G#] [C#m] [A] [Am]

 

I [E]think about you every day[G#] (every day)

So [C#m]how on earth can I be [A]saved?[Am] (Can I be saved?)

I [E]think about him a lot as [G#]well (I think about him)

[C#m]Maybe if he wasn't fine as [A]hell[Am] (he's really fine as hell)

'Cause you're [E]beauty

And [G#]you're grace (and you're grace)

Your [C#m]telephone calls are my [A]favourite [Am]place

And [E]I want you to [G#]notice me

[C#m]With no restraining [A]order, [Am]please (Jason Derulo)

I want you to [G#]care

[C#m]I want to smell your [A]hair[Am]

[E]*