[D]. Joan was [B7]quizzical, studied [Em]pataphysical science in the home,
[A7]. late night all alone with a test [D]tube, oh, oh, [A]oh, oh.
[D]. Maxwell [B7]Edison, majoring in [Em]medicine, calls her on the phone.
[A7]. Can I take you out to the [D]pictures, [A]Jo-o-o-o an?
But, [E7]as she's getting ready to go, [A7]a knock comes from the door:
[D]. Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer [E7]came down upon her head.
[A7]. Clang! Clang! Maxwell's silver hammer [Em]made sure [A7]that she [D]was dead.